we are the universe

a bad guy who wears two monocles at the same time, one in each eye, & the good guy always points out how impractical that is




What you see above is the world’s smallest movie. The following movie is made out of atoms. IBM researchers used a scanning tunneling microscope to move thousands of carbon monoxide molecules (two atoms stacked on top of each other). This movie can only be seen when magnified by 100 million times. 


literally the entirety of humanity is, at one level or another, a three-year-old child with a new toy

what would u do for a Tofutti Brand Dairy Free Ice Cream Bar? 😐

what would u do for a Tofutti Brand Dairy Free Ice Cream Bar? 😐


50 shades of farts
a novel by my ass

coming soon to a theatre near you

i’m going to start keeping only gloves in my glove compartment just to freak people out


shoutout to people working weekends and overnights and overtime, people working in hospitality and retail and food service, who are sacrificing time with their loved ones, so fuckers with weekday desk jobs get to live comfortably with the amenities we provide while simultaneously shitting all over us for not getting “real jobs”

(via kimerakincaid)